Dazren

mongrel · Guru

Dazren

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Bugga, I told him to be carefull of falling down one of the many wombat holes in his back yard.

It's all wombats fault furious smile

dazren · Guru

smile Thanks for thinking of me Mongrel ?? [ just hope you don't think of me whilst your in the shower ?? ] wink biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

You can let the rest of the Gang Know that i am still around ?? [ that will wipe away their smiles ] wink But I have been away travelling for the last 4 weeks or so ??The Last of my Paid Holidays of My Working Life.. ?? As only 7 More Fridays, and I am Retiring after 52 years of continuous work !! In all that time i had only been Un-Employed for a total of about 10 days.

I will post more in the near future, when i get a little more time ?? I did try and post a few times, to just check in ??? But for some reason all my POSTS came Back to me ??? Marked ?? ''Could not Send'' as your Computer has been infected with the '' WOMBATIFIED'' Virus ??? confuse confuse confuse

I ran a security check, and they said the Infection originated from Western Australia, ??? I will have to ask Vic41, if he has heard of this so called ''WOMBATIFIED VIRUS,, confuse confuse wink biggrin biggrin

Ok sign off for now,, But I will be back See Ya Daz,

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Sorry Dazren to tell you some really bad news but that virus is very contagious and you will have the "WOMBATIFIED VIRUS" now in your body because you had contact with your poota.

Thank goodness I read you are retiring from work, I also hate to tell you that due to said virus you will now be retired from certain indoor activities as well cos it's main effect is that activity becomes impossible.

I told you it's all wombat's fault.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

good to see you back again mate (dazren) biggrin

I can fix the virus for you BUT it is not cheap, just send me $2,000.00 cash only asap.

dazren · Guru

confuse confuse But I gave the Money to Dougwe ?? He said he was acting as your agent, confuse confuse By the way you made a mistake you wrote $2000. and Dougwe said your fee was $5000, ?? So can you sent me back the $3000 direct to my account, ?? and you can keep the whole 5 grand from Dougwe,

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Sorry Dazren but Adele let Mongrel of his lead for a run and he shot through with the $$$$ and buried it, we can't find where though.

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

me thinks you two are cooking up something fishy, I can only send the money back if I get another $5,000.00 for admin cost and postage. biggrin

mongrel · Guru

Gees I seem be copping the flack a lot these days. I don't know why because I am such a nice Mongrel.
Your putting me in the same category as wombat,and that is not very nice. I thought we were all mates.
I may have to re think the status quo.
Mongrel.

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Status Quo were a very good group mongrel, please don't bring them into the discussion biggrin

Bloody wombat, causing trouble again hmm

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Actually come to think about it, you started this thread mongrel and poor old Dazren was just away minding his own business and wombat came along. It could be your fault mongrel smile

Nope, wombats fault smile

mongrel · Guru

OK .Then I will just blame wombat.

Mongrel

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

I will blame wombat, while you are all picking on me you are leaving some other poor bugga alone biggrin biggrin

dazren · Guru

Dougwe, ?? I am getting confuse confuse confuse confuse are you saying that, we now have a Mongrel Wombat,, on the forum, confuse confuse and he has nicked off with my $$$$ confuse confuse wink

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

dazren wrote:
Dougwe, ?? I am getting are you saying that, we now have a Mongrel Wombat,, on the forum, and he has nicked off with my $$$$

it looks like it, contact Adele and she will make him cough up biggrin biggrin

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Well a week ago I would have said we have a "mongrel dazzled wombat" but I won't say that this week. So I didn't say that.

As for the $$$$$$, well, put it this way, they definitely didn't go North.

mongrel · Guru

They have probably been directed west. We all know what wombat can do with his computer.
Mongrel

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

mongrel wrote:
They have probably been directed west. We all know what wombat can do with his computer.
Mongrel

not me, it's Mrs W you need to watch out for. biggrin biggrin biggrin

dazren · Guru

hmm hmm Bugger ?? I thought I had a slim chance of getting my $$$ Back confuse But NOW with 2 females [ Delilah,and Mrs W ] in the picture , Looks like I will have to write it off as a Tax Dodge hmm hmm

_wombat_ · Master (of Mischief)

dazren wrote:
Bugger ?? I thought I had a slim chance of getting my $$$ Back But NOW with 2 females [ Delilah,and Mrs W ] in the picture , Looks like I will have to write it off as a Tax Dodge

good idea biggrin