Jeeze Hendo I agree with you totally ! maybe thats why the wife sez to me to "be good" when we go for a walk and sit down at happy hour with a new mob !

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

1. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

 

1. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

 

1. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

 

1. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

 

1. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

 

1. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

 

1. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

 

1. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

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What really pisses me off is people who can't count past 1.

As for changing the TV channel using the controls at the TV, how many people would know how to do that? In any case, getting from channel 1 to channel 100 (in the USA) would take a lot longer using the "P up" button than searching the entire house.

And why would anyone be sitting on a donkey when watching TV anyway?

 

 

 

You should watch 'Benidorm Bastards' - old people taking the mickey out of young ones - will give you lots of ideas for quick responses! One I loved was the old girl who asked a bloke if he could help her - to which he naturally replied 'yes' - and she proceeded to give him a tongue lashing about how stupid he was to say yes when he didnt even know what she was going to need help with. She then marched off and left him standing there stunned - VERY funny.