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Big Gorilla


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 My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

 

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

 

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

 

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore." 

 

 

"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"

 

"That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him 'yes' and handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore'.  So I thanked him and left!"


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smilesmile  Ha Ha, I will have to remember that one as I get Older, ??  biggrinbiggrin



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Hey Dazren mate, wombat doesn't need a licence cos he digs holes instead and I keep filling them in smile



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confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse Hey Dougwe ????? I thought you were Wombats Mate ??????/ confuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuse



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That was last week.....this week he is a turncoat ! wink biggrin biggrin biggrin



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Hey Dazren mate, wombat doesn't need a licence cos he digs holes instead and I keep filling them in smile

 you only fall into them cos you are pixxed all the time. biggrin just for Dougwe xx=ss no



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confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse Hey Dougwe ????? I thought you were Wombats Mate ??????/ confuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuse

Your request was passed in the Senate yesterday Dazren. It's official now. Pick on wombat ALL THE TIME. 

I witnessed the request being passed.



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confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??

I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee,                 Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ?? 



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Did you check the bag ,it is probably wombat fur..This guy has contacts everywhere and I wouldn't put it passed him.He is one very clever wombat...Mongrel.

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I can hear you 4 DH and I have spoken to Mr Abbot this morning, you will be hearing from him soon. no



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confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??

I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee,                 Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ?? 

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Vic41 wrote:
dazren wrote:

confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??

I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee,                 Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ?? 

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 he has my vote biggrin



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confuseconfuseconfuseconfuse Do not know WHY !!!!! the Senate passed that request about My Mate Sir Wombat ??

I Had that Request, withdrawn from Consideration !! By The Senate Committee,                 Within 25 minutes of recieving the payof[ oops ] the plain brown paper bag from wombat ?? 

 IF this does go through I will have to request a refund in full, and the return of my brown paper bag. biggrin



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Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate disbelief

Oh, and you have my vote too smile



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Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate disbelief

Oh, and you have my vote too smile

 Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track biggrinbiggrin



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_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:

Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate disbelief

Oh, and you have my vote too smile

 Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track biggrinbiggrin

 Now you've three votes.



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Peterpan wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:

Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate disbelief

Oh, and you have my vote too smile

 Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track biggrinbiggrin

 Now you've three votes.

 Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in biggrinbiggrin



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_wombat_ wrote:
Peterpan wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:

Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate disbelief

Oh, and you have my vote too smile

 Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track biggrinbiggrin

 Now you've three votes.

 Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in biggrinbiggrin

I'll give him one vote, just to even things up,

As long as No more Wombat Holes  appear in my front lawn.hmmhmmhmm 

K.J.



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kiwijims wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Peterpan wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Dougwe wrote:

Just to let you know wombat mate, I don't always do what is passed in parliament so I still look at you as my mate disbelief

Oh, and you have my vote too smile

 Thanks MATE, so now I have two vote's, I'm going to print the post for furture use down the track biggrinbiggrin

 Now you've three votes.

 Thanks peterpan, perhaps I should hold back on the printing until ALL the votes are in biggrinbiggrin

I'll give him one vote, just to even things up,

As long as No more Wombat Holes  appear in my front lawn.hmmhmmhmm 

K.J.

 OK no more holes in your front lawn, if you do see any wombats on your front lawn then put a sign out saying No More Wombat Holes Please, and if they still persist then give them to Dougwe and he will make stew out of them. biggrin



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