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One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas, mowing his lawn as he always did.

A lady driving by in a big expensive Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, "Excused me, do you speak English?"

Lee responded, Yes Ma'am, I do."

The lady then asked, "What do you charge to do yard work?"

Lee replied, "Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her."

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.



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Lee Trevino: "You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex -wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands works."

Whereas Tiger Woods routinely practiced a full round of eighteen holes. That is not counting his putting practice.

Both true stories although the second is diplomatic in its underestimating.

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