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Annual Dementia Test


                                           Your Yearly Dementia Test
                                                (only 4 questions)


Yep, it's that time of year again for us to take our annual senior citizen test.

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important
to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to your last test.
Some may think it is too easy, but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer.
OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


#1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.

 




# 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?



Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Women's Weekly or Auto World. However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.







# 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this??? PLEASE, go lie down!

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question #4.





# 4. Do not use a calculator for this:

You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia .
In Staten Island , 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick , 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor , 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton , 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol , 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden , 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.

Without going back to review, how old is the bus driver?



Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?!?! It was YOU driving the bus!




If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

{PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!}



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Well BG - you got me - first the heading on this post "Annual Dementia Test", then the other one "Medical Alert" I thought we were going to have a demented gorilla on the site - oh yeah - we already do!!!!!!! Silly me!!!!

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jules47 wrote:

Well BG - you got me - first the heading on this post "Annual Dementia Test", then the other one "Medical Alert" I thought we were going to have a demented gorilla on the site - oh yeah - we already do!!!!!!! Silly me!!!!


 Gotcha AGAIN !!!! Never mind, it's all good fun. Incidentally, how many of the 4 questions did you get right !! biggrinbiggrin



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ALL of them, of course!!!!!!! Do you think I would tell you if I got any wrong???!!!

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I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken

Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 



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If Jules can tell lies SO CAN I ---- I GOT THEM ALL RIGHT TO  ??   disbeliefnodisbelief  winkwink  biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 

Well !! except for the first four ??  wink biggrin

 

 

 



-- Edited by dazren on Monday 20th of January 2014 05:01:36 PM

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im stuffed, messed all that up....

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I thought you were talking about baby cows. Honest.

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Never seen blue bricks - I don't get it.

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What was the first question again?  Does the bus stop at the blue house?



-- Edited by 2foot6 on Monday 20th of January 2014 08:50:44 PM

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I think I got em all right................if I remember right...............what was the question againconfusebiggrin



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I thought the cows where blue and got on and off the bus before making bread?

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