MEDICAL UPDATE Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion!! This is good to know!! MEDICAL ALERT
Researchers have found that patients needing blood transfusions may benefit from receiving chicken blood rather than human blood. It tends to make men ****y and women lay better.... Just thought you'd like to know.
THE CHICKEN DANCE
BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO ARE A LITTLE CRACKED, FOR THEY ARE THE ONES WHO LET IN THE LIGHT! OK, I'll be going to my room now.
(Unfortunately one of the words has been **** out ! which spoils the joke. The word starts with C and is another name for a rooster)
-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Monday 20th of January 2014 12:11:59 PM
-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Monday 20th of January 2014 12:14:32 PM
Why didn't I think of that. Space between each letter !!
The topic on Jokes, most seemed to agree, funnies could go in the Joke Section or "I Digress". Basis of the complaint was to keep jokes out of the General Forum and the majority agree with that...
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I like that one, May even email it to a couple of friends, If you do not mind
PS, the term Forum Police, !! is a little unfair, Unless like a certain prospector ? one did not read the original post, properly, Or failed to comprehend it ? or see the good intent of the post, to stop clogging up general, ?
I like that one, May even email it to a couple of friends, If you do not mind
PS, the term Forum Police, !! is a little unfair, Unless like a certain prospector ? one did not read the original post, properly, Or failed to comprehend it ? or see the good intent of the post, to stop clogging up general, ?
Well put Dazren.
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