When I was a kid we had a Chemist called Hugh Howling, kids would ring up and when he or his staff answered the phone the kids would say "Is that Hugh Howling (you howling) well if so shutup your keeping the baby awake"......
We had a doctor Slaughter, I always wondered why he didn't change his name. We also had a local lawyer who's sign announced him as Peter P. Peters, I always wondered what his middle name was.
I have had dealings with doctors, Killer from DVA, Slaughter, a lung specialist and also once had business with a doctor Death, and also with a doctor Proctor who was a Proctologist
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If there is such a thing as a tourist season.... why cant we shoot them?