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billeeeeeee


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Man under car ,with tool in hand ,not necessary Mechanic.......................Confucious

 

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-- Edited by billeeeeeee on Tuesday 7th of January 2014 10:33:50 AM

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Confucius, He Say - :
It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
but don't let a kiss fool you.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
A kiss is just shopping upstairs
for downstairs merchandise.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
It is better to lose a lover
than love a loser.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
Man with a broken condom
is called a Daddy
 
Confucius, He Say - :
Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax,
doesn't know if he's coming or going.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
A drunken man's words
are a sober man's thoughts.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
Marriage is like a bank account.
You put it in, you take it out,
and soon you lose interest.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
Viagra is like Disneyland ...
a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
It is much better to want the mate you do not have
than to have the mate you do not want.
 
Confucius, He Say - :
A joke is like sex.

 

Neither is any good if you don't get it.


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billeeeeeee wrote:

Man under car ,with tool in hand ,not necessary Mechanic.......................Confucious

 

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-- Edited by billeeeeeee on Tuesday 7th of January 2014 10:33:50 AM

 Even with toes pointed at the ground!!!



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Could add a few more BG but don't want to get banned........those very good

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