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Big Gorilla


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This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new VW Golf !! 
Doing 75Mph

With her face up next to her rear view mirror 

Putting on her eyeliner! 

I looked away 

For a couple seconds 

And when I looked back she was 

Halfway over in my lane,

Still working on that makeup. 

As a man, 

I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped

My electric shaver, 

Which knocked 

The meat pie

Out of my other hand. 

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car 

Using my knees against the steering wheel, 

It knocked 

My Mobile phone

Away from my ear 

Which fell 

Into the coffee 

Between my legs, 

Which splashed, 

And burned 

"Big Jim and the Twins",

Ruined the phone, 

Soaked my trousers, 

And disconnected an

Important call. 

BLOODY Women Drivers


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johmandkaz


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Excellent!!!!!

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Gees BG reminds me of someone my wife's married to.hahahahaha..Alan..



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oldbobsbus


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Fair friggen dinkum...

Blinken women driver are a threat to the world.....

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no comment biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Mobi Condo


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THE BEST enticement (i.e. "Sucked in) story we have read for a long time. Absolute bottler! Many thanks.



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Only ever seen it done in Movies from Yankee-land.  Honestly, has any-one ever really seen a woman driver doing this in Australia ?

Chjeers,

Sheba.



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leevin


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Drive around Brisbane Sheba, the worst drivers in Australia!
Applying makeup (camouflage), using mobile phone (a Qld specialty), eating, drinking coffee, brushing hair, etc.
One time we were behind a woman putting her earrings on.....driving at 100+kph!
Another time saw a "tradie" driving using his little fingers to steer as he had a burger in one hand and a drink in the other..... driving at 100kph!
Can't wait to get out of here again.

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beiffe


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I once witnessed a cement truck being driven in morning traffic in Brisbane eating his cereal with a spoon in one hand and the bowl in the other and steering I think with the backof his hand.
Often saw people applying makeup etc while driving and even reading books and the paper draped over the wheel. Mobile phone was just normal I think just about everyone was on their phones.
Driving a bus now it is funny some of the things I see as I travel around.
They are just trying to clean the gene pool just a shame they usually take someone with them.
Regards
Brian


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beiffe wrote:

I once witnessed a cement truck being driven in morning traffic in Brisbane eating his cereal with a spoon in one hand and the bowl in the other and steering I think with the backof his hand.

 Cereal killer?



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