This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a Woman in a brand new VW Golf !! Doing75Mph With her face upnext to her rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner! I looked away For a couple seconds And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.. But she scared me so muchI dropped My electric shaver,
Which knocked The meat pie Out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car Using my knees againstthe steering wheel,
It knocked My Mobile phone Away from my ear
Which fell Into the coffee Between my legs, Which splashed,
And burned "Big Jim and the Twins", Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers, And disconnected an Important call. BLOODYWomen Drivers
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Retired Airline Pilot and Electrician..
I'm not old, I've just been young a long time....Ken
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Drive around Brisbane Sheba, the worst drivers in Australia!
Applying makeup (camouflage), using mobile phone (a Qld specialty), eating, drinking coffee, brushing hair, etc.
One time we were behind a woman putting her earrings on.....driving at 100+kph!
Another time saw a "tradie" driving using his little fingers to steer as he had a burger in one hand and a drink in the other..... driving at 100kph!
Can't wait to get out of here again.
I once witnessed a cement truck being driven in morning traffic in Brisbane eating his cereal with a spoon in one hand and the bowl in the other and steering I think with the backof his hand.
Often saw people applying makeup etc while driving and even reading books and the paper draped over the wheel. Mobile phone was just normal I think just about everyone was on their phones.
Driving a bus now it is funny some of the things I see as I travel around.
They are just trying to clean the gene pool just a shame they usually take someone with them.
Regards
Brian
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11 Mtr house Boat based at Mannum hoping to travel up the Murray as far as I can get then drift back again
I once witnessed a cement truck being driven in morning traffic in Brisbane eating his cereal with a spoon in one hand and the bowl in the other and steering I think with the backof his hand.
Cereal killer?
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