Lately I have noticed posts on the forum that would have entitled the authors to be given these pills and I am posting this in the hope that potential whingers will be put off from their whining and whinging.
Please feel free to copy and send this message to anyone suspected of whinging.
John
WHINGERS' PILLS
Specially made to suppress whinges resulting from
the weather, overwork, under payment, spouses, in-laws, the government,
the boss, the employees, the Joneses, also from not being understood,
loved, appreciated, told anything or taken anywhere and a hundred
other justified causes.
DOSAGE: Take two pills at the first sign of a WHINGE
My Monday to Friday go to whinge is "That coffee truck is late again". Notwithstanding the fact that we have the same coffee machine in the office as we do at home, and it makes great coffee.
We will all be roooooooned, said Hanrahan, in accents most folourn, we will all be roooooned, the cows are in the corn, to quote a famous prophet of Doom.Have seen my fair share of"Hanrahans"in my travels, and all I can say is DON,T WORRY-BE HAPPY.My family motto is Nill ilegitimus Carborundum- which means don,t let the basterds grind you down.In other words ignore idiots, or Hanrahans. Bill
G'day Bill, my great Uncle Fr Patrick Joseph Hartigan aka John O'Brien, wrote 'Said Hanrahan' from which you quote......ignore Hanrahans you state........by association am I to be ignored?......if I am, I'll be rooooooooooooooooooooooooned mate.....I suggest in every group there is indeed a Hanrahan, who is always 100% positive about their negativeness........part of our Aussie spirit....and mateship no doubt....Hoo Roo
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'Without Going, You Get No Where'.
' Aspire to Inspire before you Expire'
Where Gold be....is where Gold be......old Cornish saying......
The older we get the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.......
John ..did you get them there pills from that local supplier next door he said I could have some happy pills .be up there again soon need a rest ...how's the stove working out john ...got it anchored down now? Stay well cya
John ..did you get them there pills from that local supplier next door he said I could have some happy pills .be up there again soon need a rest ...how's the stove working out john ...got it anchored down now? Stay well cya
Will be good to see you - and John's Whinging Pills have chocolate in them - so could be construed as happy pills!!!!
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jules "Love is good for the human being!!" (Ben, aged 10)
John ..did you get them there pills from that local supplier next door he said I could have some happy pills .be up there again soon need a rest ...how's the stove working out john ...got it anchored down now? Stay well cya
Bought my first bottle from a milk bar coffee shop in Stanhope, standing there large as life on the counter for $2. I couldn't help myself and had lots of fun with them around the camp.
The spirit stove is screwed to a counter top and works well, hoping that you are the same. Look forward to catching up soon, will you be bringing the missus? John
John ..did you get them there pills from that local supplier next door he said I could have some happy pills .be up there again soon need a rest ...how's the stove working out john ...got it anchored down now? Stay well cya
Bought my first bottle from a milk bar coffee shop in Stanhope, standing there large as life on the counter for $2. I couldn't help myself and had lots of fun with them around the camp.
The spirit stove is screwed to a counter top and works well, hoping that you are the same. Look forward to catching up soon, will you be bringing the missus? John
Yeoeleven - you mean you hope Roy is screwed to a counter top and working well???????????? whatthe!!!???????
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jules "Love is good for the human being!!" (Ben, aged 10)
I would love to hear more about that spirit stove, whether you think it is better than the portable can type stoves? Fuel usage etc.
Janette the reason I have the spirit stove is because I have no gas certification in the Coaster, but having said that they are incredibly safe with no fuel to spill and no pressure to explode.
I am very happy with it but have no idea about economy, the first fill of metho has not yet run out so expect good running costs.
The brand name is ORIGO 3000 and you will find out more by googling. John
Isn't it supposed to be bad for you to suppress all those emotions ? Go on, have a whinge, or a laugh, or a cry. Whatever mood takes you. And then tell it to someone who cares! (Most days that won't be me 'cos I'm busy dealin' with my own emotions. LOL)
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Cheers, Marianna.
The more I learn about people, the more I like my dogs (Mark Twain)