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An 'oldie' but a 'goodie'


An oldie & a goodie - well that is what our friend, George is.  We have just been to take him out for a pub lunch.  George is 99 yrs old, still gets around unaided, has all his faculties & still has all his hair - & he only takes ONE pill a day.  His only complaint is that nearly all of his mates are dead.  If you met him & you were told he is about 80 you would believe it. 

What a great fellow.



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Now you're gonna tell me he never smoked, drank, played around with loose women and is a vegetarian.

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No , I won't tell you that. He certainly did most of the above. I'm not sure about the smoking. He's certainly not a vegetarian. As a matter of a fact he originally owned the cattle property known as El Questro. Also a sheep property near the Murray. So he loves his meat. Though at lunch today he decided to have the garlic prawns. His best advice is - stay away from doctors. They will kill you.

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kandagal wrote:

......................... he only takes ONE pill a day. .........................


 OMG.............. just one?



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Yes Rosie Just 1 pill a day (for blood pressure). And he's only been on them less than a year!!!

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Yes Rosie Just 1 pill a day (for blood pressure). And he's only been on them less than a year!!!


 Bumma, I thought you were going to say it was a Viagra pill.  biggrin



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To tell you the truth I don't think George would need a Viagra pill. He's a feisty old bugga.

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.. yeah .. know his type !

Probably brags about being a "toyboy" too .. hehe !



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