I was never any good at percentages

Dougwe · Chief one feather

I was never any good at percentages

jules47 · The Happy Helper

Maybe a couple of too starchy people on the site at the moment for them Doug - and like you I miss the fun people!!!!

bill12 · Guru

Lets have fun, fun , fun, now that daddy took the keyboard away,(repeat)................Bill

Gerty Dancer · Guru

Oh NO! I've only just recovered from "the lion sleeps tonite... wimaway... wimaway...

Gerty Dancer · Guru

Dougwe wrote:
I spose that would be Capricorn humming, GD? Was she knitting at the same time?

Wombat made me say that, Dazren told him to tell me and Bohemian Gypsy told Dazren to tell wombat to tell me. So I am just being the messenger. I think.

Doug, it was Capricorn who was begging for mercy! biggrin

Tell Wombat he will even be allowed to sing if he comes back? wink

-- Edited by Gerty Dancer on Saturday 17th of August 2013 07:03:40 PM

capricorn and pisces · Senior Member

Hang on Gerty, I believe somebody yelled at somebody in the car the other day for even humming "the Lion sleeps Tonight"......please, stop now, I just can't get that song out of my head!!!!

Hey Doug, good on you for rounding up the rest of your little group, we need more fun and laughs!

cheers Capricorn

GaryKelly · Guru

Isn't it a pain when you get songs like that playing over and over in your brain and the damn things just won't go away!

Gerty Dancer · Guru

Its only a pain for the others who get stuck in the car listening and cant escape Gary!

Dougwe · Chief one feather

I spose that would be Capricorn humming, GD? smile Was she knitting at the same time? biggrin

Wombat made me say that, Dazren told him to tell me and Bohemian Gypsy told Dazren to tell wombat to tell me. So I am just being the messenger. confuse I think. confuse

barina · Guru

Gerty Dancer wrote:
Its only a pain for the others who get stuck in the car listening and cant escape Gary!

I have been singing "the hills are alive with the sound of music" and other songs from the movie, all afternoon as I took 4 and 5yr olds to the singalong movie.. what a fantastic day out...go if you get the opportunity.

neilnruth · Guru

I have to mute certain ads on TV so I don't get the tunes in my head - I won't even name them or it might happen. It's crazy.

dazren · Guru

Dougwe wrote,,

So come on WOMBAT mate, get you bat and ball and come out and play.

I like most miss the fun and games. BOHEMIAN GYPSY, rug up and get in here as well my friend. DAZREN, you are hiding behind trees so come out out in the open mate.

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Hey Dougy Boy!! Don't pick on me ?/ I am just waiting for Womby to come back because i find it easy to pick on him without to much damage being done biggrin

I tried picking on you ! Dougwe and you just took off to some [ lots of ] Nude beaches ] and did a lot of watching and No talking, aww aww

I tried picking on Happywanderer, about going to the nude beach with you, And now all she wants to do is learn all about ''Texting'' photo's of you two at the beach . confuse

I tried picking on Gertydancer, and the only response i could get was --- AWIMAWAY AWIMAWAY AWIMAWAY AWIMAWAY and something about a Lion confuse confuse

I tried picking on on Gary Kelly,, But just look at his Avatar, It's that old school teacher look of ''' DON'T YOU DARE '' !!! wink biggrin

I tried picking on Neilnruth, --- But all they will listen to are the Ads on the Tele, hmm

I tried picking on Mark, But he is to busy drinking the beer his Missus pours him, [ something about she is good at the frothy bit on the top ???? wink wink wink biggrin biggrin

I tried picking on Jules47,-- but she keeps acting like an Angel, and gives me nothing to work with, [ yet Billy keeps saying she is a Wild, wanton, woman ] ???? wink biggrin

I tried picking on BohemianGypsy, -- but she is hard to contact, As i believe she is making another application to get the job of managing that Nudist Only Caravan park up North, but will only take the position, if the area is declared ''A Wombat Free Zone'' aww aww

I tried picking on capricorn and piscus -- but she hates singing in the car, and only likes to Knit and tell jokes ??? -- [ would that mean she is a knitwit ?? ] wink wink biggrin biggrin

So as you can see Dougwe, I have been doing my bit, I am still here and i still like the 98% of you goodies out there, BUT !! you have to give a man something to work with Ok !!

So Wombat if your out there, ?? get back here !! the 98 % love you, and even I think your ''passable'' [ just wink ] and as Jules said ?? if your staying away because of the couple of ''Starchy'' ones on here ? Well all I can say to them is ''STIFF'' --------- [ but it is probaly a long time since they had one ?? wink biggrin biggrin

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Dazren, you are being your normal self, not saying very much at all, please mate, come out of your shell and say a few more words.

I reckon Mrs Wombat has grounded wombat for being very naughty so is keeping in doors just inside the wombat hole door to keep the bad weather from coming in, maybe she will let him out when the weather improves. He must have been real naughty though cos he is not even allowed to play with his poota.

Dougwe · Chief one feather

Gerty Dancer wrote:
Dougwe wrote:
I spose that would be Capricorn humming, GD? Was she knitting at the same time?

Wombat made me say that, Dazren told him to tell me and Bohemian Gypsy told Dazren to tell wombat to tell me. So I am just being the messenger. I think.
Doug, it was Capricorn who was begging for mercy!
Tell Wombat he will even be allowed to sing if he comes back?

-- Edited by Gerty Dancer on Saturday 17th of August 2013 07:03:40 PM

So what you're saying GD is that it was a dancer, singing and not dancing? I sure hope it wasn't raining at the time.

As for wombat singing, let's just say, he can't give up his day job just yet.

jules47 · The Happy Helper

Having been starved of internet and telephone connection over the last couple of weeks, I have resorted to entertaining Billeeeeeee in the MH along the road, by singing and dancing - my favourite so far - Locomotion by the Singing Budgie!!!!! It is even on facebook!!!!!

Gerty Dancer · Guru

Too much information Jules biggrin biggrin biggrin

BohemianGypsy · Guru

Dougwe wrote:
So come on WOMBAT mate, get you bat and ball and come out and play.
I like most miss the fun and games. BOHEMIAN GYPSY, rug up and get in here as well my friend. DAZREN, you are hiding behind trees so come out out in the open mate.

I'm here Doug but where are you???????????? wink wink

I even bought the heater in here today so I could sit and play for a while but no one is on here that will talk to me about crap hehehehehe

BohemianGypsy · Guru

jules47 wrote:
Maybe a couple of too starchy people on the site at the moment for them Doug - and like you I miss the fun people!!!!

One of the fun people is here Jules but cannot find the rest of the damn team for the life of me biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin wink wink

BohemianGypsy · Guru

bill12 wrote:
Lets have fun, fun , fun, now that daddy took the keyboard away,(repeat)................Bill

Geez Bill that song popped into my head as soon as I started reading your post biggrin biggrin Great minds think like the Beach Boys hey wink wink biggrin

BohemianGypsy · Guru

Gerty Dancer wrote:
Oh NO! I've only just recovered from "the lion sleeps tonite... wimaway... wimaway...

Hells bells GD now I have two songs in my darn head but I do love the Lion sleeps tonight song muchly wink

dazren · Guru

Jules wrote

Having been starved of internet and telephone connection over the last couple of weeks, I have resorted to entertaining Billeeeeeee in the MH along the road, by singing and dancing - my favourite so far - Locomotion by the Singing Budgie!!!!! It is even on facebook!!!!!

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confuse confuse confuse Hmmm !! That's strange ?? I asked Billee what your 2 BEST songs were, And he told me , 1/ was Hey Big Spender, x Shirley Bassey,

and 2/ It was a HOT NIGHT, x Donna Sumner confuse confuse confuse ---- biggrin biggrin biggrin

BohemianGypsy · Guru

capricorn and pisces wrote:
Hang on Gerty, I believe somebody yelled at somebody in the car the other day for even humming "the Lion sleeps Tonight"......please, stop now, I just can't get that song out of my head!!!!
Hey Doug, good on you for rounding up the rest of your little group, we need more fun and laughs!
cheers Capricorn

Capricorn well they need to get their butts in here sooner rather than later or they will miss out on all the fun evileye

BohemianGypsy · Guru

Dougwe wrote:
I spose that would be Capricorn humming, GD? Was she knitting at the same time?

Wombat made me say that, Dazren told him to tell me and Bohemian Gypsy told Dazren to tell wombat to tell me. So I am just being the messenger. I think.

Hmmm Doug sounds like you are being a troublemaker not a messenger biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

BohemianGypsy · Guru

dazren wrote:
Dougwe wrote,,
So come on WOMBAT mate, get you bat and ball and come out and play.
I like most miss the fun and games. BOHEMIAN GYPSY, rug up and get in here as well my friend. DAZREN, you are hiding behind trees so come out out in the open mate.
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Hey Dougy Boy!! Don't pick on me ?/ I am just waiting for Womby to come back because i find it easy to pick on him without to much damage being done
I tried picking on BohemianGypsy, -- but she is hard to contact, As i believe she is making another application to get the job of managing that Nudist Only Caravan park up North, but will only take the position, if the area is declared ''A Wombat Free Zone''

doh doh doh furious If you don't stop with the nudist camp application I will be forwarding them your application that you thought you threw away but I got it. The job went to somebody else but I can ask them to open up another position just for you Dazren aww aww

And no I would never take the position if they declared it Wombat free how else would I be able to get my laughs watching nude people fall or trip on wombat holes now that would make me roll around on the floor laughing hehehehe

Dougwe · Chief one feather

I'm here. Geeez a bloke goes out in the garden for an hour and they reckon he's gone.

BohemianGypsy · Guru

Dougwe wrote:
I'm here. Geeez a bloke goes out in the garden for an hour and they reckon he's gone.

Yes Doug a bloke can go out in the garden but then he cannot demand that a chick be here on the forum at the same time now can he wink smile smile smile smile

aussietraveller · Guru

All this has still not got Wombat back out of his hole and the forum is only half as good, we need to come up with something different I know maybe we could promise be nice to him how about that, I think the other musketeers would have to sign a formal document though as they really cant be trusted to treat wombat with the respect he really deserves. wink wink wink wink

BohemianGypsy · Guru

aussietraveller wrote:
All this has still not got Wombat back out of his hole and the forum is only half as good, we need to come up with something different I know maybe we could promise be nice to him how about that, I think the other musketeers would have to sign a formal document though as they really cant be trusted to treat wombat with the respect he really deserves.

LOL you need to put the blame for that at the doors of Dazren and Dougwe because they are always mean to him. I stick up for him all the time smile smile smile But in saying that I would be prepared to sign a document if it brings him back to us wink wink hmm

Michelle