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Mark


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THIS IS A JOKE

Went into a local food shop the other day.

After loading up the conveyor and the lady at the checkout scanning all the goodies I bought, she then said, in a rather dominating tone  "STRIP FACING ME"!!  hmm

Now I know there are a lot of securtiy issues these day's but I thought this is taking security a bit too far and decided that after the event I would speak to my local MP about it, but, if that's what you want..................... nono

After the checkout chic and half the shop had stopped laughing, biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin  she said, "I was talking about your credit card"  biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in future!!  crycrycrycrycry

Just goes to show how things can misinterpretated doesn't it!!  biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



-- Edited by Mark on Monday 15th of July 2013 10:17:38 PM



-- Edited by Mark on Monday 15th of July 2013 10:19:45 PM

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Gerty Dancer


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Misinterpretation happens even easier on a forum when theres no facial expression, and sometimes typo's or no punctuation Mark!



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Duly noted and adapted!!  biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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Did she say that with a serious face Mark, or was she a bit of a wag?

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nomadic1


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I love the way you have to tell us that 'This is a joke' at the beginning!


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nomadic1 wrote:

I love the way you have to tell us that 'This is a joke' at the beginning!

 Wouldn't want anybody to think I was an exhibitionist would I!!!!

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Sorry Mark! I've heard that one before. Good try.

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