Gosh - I know someone that this fits perfectly

That cat is me to a tee!

I play a bit of guitar just for my own amusement and several people have asked me to bring it along on camp-outs. I do have a small repertoire of well known and simple camp fire type songs such as "Brown Eyed Girl", but unfortunately nobody ever seems to know all the words, so it means I have to try and sing them myself. Since none of you here have heard my voice (once described as being kind of like an out of tune Janis Joplin) you may not see the problem, but believe me when I say that it's better I leave the guitar at home where my voice belongs