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dazren


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confuse A Gentleman Would Never ask a Lady her Age ?????

And  A Lady should Never ask a Gentleman Howlong is it ????biggrinbiggrin



-- Edited by dazren on Sunday 2nd of December 2012 07:23:33 PM



-- Edited by dazren on Sunday 2nd of December 2012 07:23:58 PM

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Like I said, "Howlong is it?".

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I'm no lady......Howlong is it?

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a Longreach?

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Those in the know would say close to Toolong

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There and back to see how far it is...

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I've got a piece of string soneone could use as a mwasuring device

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Actually it is a nice little village between Corowa and Albury on the Murray

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me thinks you are having toooo much pav biggrin



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dazren wrote:

confuse A Gentleman Would Never ask a Lady her Age ?????

And  A Lady should Never ask a Gentleman Howlong is it ????biggrinbiggrin



-- Edited by dazren on Sunday 2nd of December 2012 07:23:33 PM



-- Edited by dazren on Sunday 2nd of December 2012 07:23:58 PM

 I notice you had a couple of edits there dazren...you had to be careful how you worded that didn't you. wink

I was using a dating site a few years ago and a bloke asked me what size I was. It was on the tip of my tongue to ask what size HE was! evileye biggrin



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kandagal wrote:

I've got a piece of string soneone could use as a mwasuring device

 How long is a piece of string ?



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Beth 54 wrote [ in part

I notice you had a couple of edits there dazren...you had to be careful how you worded that didn't you. wink

I was using a dating site a few years ago and a bloke asked me what size I was. It was on the tip of my tongue to ask what size HE was! evileyebiggrin

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Hmmm can't hide anything from you Beth biggrin Yes I did Edit a couple of times hmm

at first i was going to say, I used to be 9 inches and one wrinkle, but nowadays I am 9 wrinkles and 1 inch.

However being a gentleman i decided against that post biggrinbiggrin



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About a 1/4 of an inch when the going is good



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depends on how loaded the pav was



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Daz ,, I would have gone with your first attempt ,,,, first thoughts are always the best ,,,,, to be politically and racially perfect kills the humour

Keep it up ,,, although with 9 wrinkles is that possible?

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KR ,,, I can answer your question ,,,, Howlong ,,, it's been Toolong since a pair of devishly handsome blokes (dunno the kiwi work for bloke) cooked your sausage.

But on another day ,, I woulda had fush and chups ,,, but neither of you had the accent ,,,, you musta been aussies too long blankstare

Cheers to you and the other devilishly handsome local fella biggrin



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Some say length doesn't matter as string can be useful in any length

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Howlong?

Well, it straddles a river for starters.

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Thank you for all the creative and humorous answers to my original question. (we actually stayed a night at the Howlong Caravan Park)

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Big Gorilla wrote:
kandagal wrote:

I've got a piece of string soneone could use as a mwasuring device

 How long is a piece of string ?

 

How Long is a Chinaman.



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No, howhigh is a Chinaman

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And, as the Chinaman said "toowong"!

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He also said toowongs don't make a rite.

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hi kiwi found another one 4 u too knock about adelong see what this brings  out



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