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Recoup


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Many years ago we went to Naroma at Christmas ,we camped at the Naroma camping grounds. One morning about 5 o clock " after all the drunks and parties settled down " I decided that it was time for a pay back biggrin, I yelled out DOLPHINS DOLPHINS,biggrinbiggrin. In an instance you could hear where where? Zips on tents opened ,doors on vans started banging and everybody looking down to the beach asking where they where. I think my tent was the only one that was shut.It think it took about 15 minutes for the camp to settle down.  Never had I so much fun in my live.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin 

Cheers Hans biggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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lol

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Recoup wrote:

Many years ago we went to Naroma at Christmas ,we camped at the Naroma camping grounds. One morning about 5 o clock " after all the drunks and parties settled down " I decided that it was time for a pay back biggrin, I yelled out DOLPHINS DOLPHINS,biggrinbiggrin. In an instance you could hear where where? Zips on tents opened ,doors on vans started banging and everybody looking down to the beach asking where they where. I think my tent was the only one that was shut.It think it took about 15 minutes for the camp to settle down.  Never had I so much fun in my live.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin 

Cheers Hans biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

 you are a nasty person,biggrinbiggrin but I like it, great idea to keep in the back of my mind for later use.



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When I am in that situation of noisy parties going to wee hours I like to throw handfulls of birdseed onto the culprits van roof.

The noisy scratching, pecking & squawking of ALL the local birdlife at dawn is music to my ears....not so the party revellers.



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Delta18 wrote:

When I am in that situation of noisy parties going to wee hours I like to throw handfulls of birdseed onto the culprits van roof.

The noisy scratching, pecking & squawking of ALL the local birdlife at dawn is music to my ears....not so the party revellers.

 another one to store in my memorybiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Oooh! I love both of these ideas!!! biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

I just heard a story that a bloke got even after his neighbors big party by revving his Harley at 6am... I reckon thats downright anti-social as he would have woken the entire neighborhood, including the ones who had had to suffer through the long noisy party. evileye



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Delta18 wrote:

When I am in that situation of noisy parties going to wee hours I like to throw handfulls of birdseed onto the culprits van roof.

The noisy scratching, pecking & squawking of ALL the local birdlife at dawn is music to my ears....not so the party revellers.

 great idea Neil



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I like both of those ideas as it never works asking them to tone it down a bit

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You could have a recording of the bugle call Reveille, and play at full volume as dawn breaks......anyone queries it just tell them you are very patriotic! lol ! biggrin

PS:  Don't forget to salute the flag as you raise it aww biggrin 

 



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There's nothing like a good payback.

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I've just put birdseed at the top of the shopping list .

Luv it !!!  biggrin

 



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Oh I LOOOOVE it!!!!!
Bird seed is classic then it only affects the inconciderate ones.
Love the way you people think!!!

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Just goes to show how many people love the wild life dolfins

can get people out of bed at all hours aww wink but love the one

with bird seed just wake the people up that keeped you awakeconfuseconfuseconfuse



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Birdseed.....I love it, it will definitely be on my list to have in the van.

Love your avitar Delta18.

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The beauty of birdseed is you can throw it from a distance and no one needs to know you were the culprit. lol

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Happywanderer wrote:

The beauty of birdseed is you can throw it from a distance and no one needs to know you were the culprit. lol

 I would tell biggrinbiggrin



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