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Sorry everyone.  I attached an image and could see it all right on m computer but....    I then tried to  make a .doc file and .jpg and that didn't work, so I have written it out.    

I hope you enjoy it as I did when I first saw it:

My Next Life by Woody Allen

In my next life, I want to live backwards,

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

 

Then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

Go collect your pension, and when you start work ,

You get a gold watch and a party on the very first day.

You work for 40 years until youre young enough to enjoy your retirement

You party, drink alcohol and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.

 

You then go to primary school.  You become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities.

You become a baby until you are born.  And then you spend the last 9 months

floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

larger quarters everyday and then, Voila!

You finish off as an orgasm!

 

I rest my case     

 

I can't stand Woody Allen... Why is it in all his movies he is this decrepid little man that always gets the hot young chick?