Good thinking.

Can't help myself, I just have to add some more

1. Instructions: usage known.  Instructions on a container of black pepper.
2. For use by trained personnel only.  On a can of air freshener.
3. Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.  On a box of rat poison.
4. Serving suggestion: Defrost.  On a frozen dinner.
5. Remove the plastic wrapper.  The instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn.
6. Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone.  On a box of pills.
7. Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat.
8. Use like regular soap.  On a bar of soap.
9. This product is not to be used in bathrooms.  On a bathroom heater.
10. Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants.  On a bag of cat biscuits.

Was great to read thought they were both great Helena

For some reason I keep finding all that weight everyone loses, but they don't want it back.

Exercise generates carbon dioxide, a greenhouse gas. Therefore it stands to reason that people who exercise regularly are environmental vandals.

I prefer to lie on the couch, minimising my metabolic rate and thereby reducing my carbon footprint. In fact, I believe my personal contribution in the fight against global warming should be rewarded with carbon credits.

BTW, whales eat plankton, and posties ride motorbikes.

 

-- Edited by dorian on Saturday 10th of December 2011 08:25:08 PM