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The darlin misses is going to Albury so i ask her to pop out and get a new trogan water pump for the van from the caravan joint. Good little love gets what im after.
 Then she says in a demure voice "darling heart" ive seen the van of my dreams while at the caravan joint, then the man in me pipes up and says we have a perfectly good cramped  7ft by 14 ft viscount with the double bed cramed up against the wall on my side[ hehe u should see me backing out of that mongrel bed to let the lizard run]. Well after muck debate in the car we go  and guess what sob  we have a new secondhand van.
I sure showed her didnt i


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WAY TO GO WENDY !!!!!     Girl Power.

Glad you were on top of things Drongo.

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Well Done Dave.Now see what you have started.Maybe we should look at abigger van,Daves wife got a new van,he must love her more than you love me etc.Dave,next time you let her out by herself use a smaller rope.(Wendy,please dont take it to heart).Now Ibbo,go,sit.Good boy...................................Cheers.Ibbo.

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Goes to show Dave, you have exquisite taste in women!!!! And in caravans too.

Congrats on the new home!smilesmilesmile

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well you sure showed her, by hell put her in her rightfull place

enjoy the van mate, happy trails,

life is about both being happy and I find, very strangely, that if she is not happy then I am not happy!

the dragon has been looking at new vans lately, (off road of course) makes my toes curl the price of those damn things, then I gotta update the tug (bloody puddle jumper of course) if we go that way

I think that bugger Basil and his "gin palace" has been spied upon by her

approximite cost of her meanderings would most likely break the $100,000 mark

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drongo & wendy wrote:

The darlin misses is going to Albury so i ask her to pop out and get a new trogan water pump for the van from the caravan joint. Good little love gets what im after.



hmmmmm......  now what do we need for our van so that I can pop down to the caravan joint for "him over there sitting quietly minding his own business".

I'm absolutely positive that there will be a distinct possibility that I'll need to check out the other caravan business (I do like their vans) in case 'the item' isn't available at the first.  wink

 



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HMMMmm!!! the devious female mind at work!!! Thanks DAVE!!!!!!!

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You got that right mate i thought after 50 odd years i had Wen worked out  just realised im not in the hunt.  Funny how she twist me i was sure i was heading out with the old viscout.
But im going to keep her to her promise about the first nite in the new van,  Dam  cant recall what she promised  buggerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Bet Wendy won't forget though.............giggle

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No problem Dave I know what you mean, The heading of the thread was SEX if i can remember back that far best of luck. Cheers Daryl

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DeBe wrote:

No problem Dave I know what you mean, The heading of the thread was SEX if i can remember back that far best of luck. Cheers Daryl



What's SEX???????????????????????????????????????confuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuseconfuse

 



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It's that number that comes after 5 :D

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Delta18 wrote:

It's that number that comes after 5 :D



Now I remember 'tis the one before 7 when all good little boys and girls should be in bed and fast asleep I might add.................:) :) :) A nice small number so I don't have to take my shoes off to count. LOL

 



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no sex here, he,s dreamin. we got a micro van, 11ft 6 in , imagine ladies if you can. no room for that sort of carry on

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Try it in A bloody Porta Loo.Lol.Cheers.Ibbo.

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Healthy and fun, now there is no excuse.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/health/2010/01/07/nr.cohen.have.more.sex.cnn?iref=allsearch

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There you go Garry always thaught I had a healthy life style, that just proves it. Daryl

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