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Something to think about!



A  man is driving down the road and breaks down near a  monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door,  and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay  the  night?
The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.

The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix his car..
That night, he hears the same strange mesmerizing sound that he had heard years earlier.
The next morning, he asks what the sound was, but the monks reply,
We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
The man says, all right, all right. I'm dying to know.
If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?
The monks reply, you must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.
The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and devoted my life to the task demanded and have found what you had asked for. There are 371,145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.
The monks reply, congratulations, you are correct, and you are now considered a monk ......
We shall now show you the way to
the sound.
The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, the sound is behind that door.
The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He asks, May I have the key ?
The monks give him the key, and he opens the door..
Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.... The
man requeststhe key to the stone door.
The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire
. And so itwent on until the man had gone through doors of emerald,...
.silver, topaz, and amethyst
Finally, the
monks say, This is the key to the last door ...

The man is relieved to be at the end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is astonished to find the source of that strange sound. It is truly an amazing and unbelievable sight
But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
DON'T SWEAR AT ME;

I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE IDIOT WHO STARTED THIS !


Terro



-- Edited by Terro on Friday 18th of December 2009 09:40:15 PM

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And I thought my joke about the talking dog was bad wink

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HaHa  ya gotta love that lol  hit the spot

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I'm not sure that religious jokes at this time of the year are at all appropriate!

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Basil Faulty wrote:

I'm not sure that religious jokes at this time of the year are at all appropriate!



....But that was ir-religious, Bas, as well as irreverent,

Is that OK?

 



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Lighten up guys and girls, this one's pretty tame.

Surely it's possible to have a commitment to a faith and a sense of humour at the same time smilewink


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'Twas all very tongue-in-cheek, Jim

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I shoulda known....I typed that before I'd had my evening medication (aka XXXX Gold)

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Onya Jimricho..............you keep these old Mongrels in line LOL.

They were overdue for a serve anyway!!

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I had commitment to Faith but she ran away with Hope! I was devastated. OK I ended up with the Boss, can't complain, she won't let me!!! Jimricho, you should change your medication. XXXXGold will rot your underwear. Change to VB before it's too late. Never mind about all the other rantings on here do as I say, you will be all the better for it. Trust me I know a Doctor!!! Also I know Mr duck and Ibbo, not to mention I am a member of Basil's alfoil beanie group.

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There are a couple of your references there Sir Terro that, I would not care to boast about.

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I gather you mean 4x and VB.Cheers.Ibbo.

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