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Mercedes


Got an email picturing the new Mercedes
No steering wheel, no pedals, seems our grangkids are being raised on computor games and the call is being answered
Buuuuuuut can it tow a caravan
Think I might be flying instead, ------------------------- but then again


WALKING THE DOG 

A WOMAN was flying from  Mel bourne to Brisbane .
Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney
Along the way. The flight attendant explained that
There would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted
To get off the aircraft the plane would re-board
In 50 minutes. 
Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was

Blind. The man had noticed her as he walked by and
Could tell the lady was blind because her Seeing Eye
Dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her
Throughout the entire flight. 
He could also tell she had flown this very flight before

Because the pilot approached her, and calling her by
Name, said, 'Kathy, we are in  Sydney for almost
An hour. Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?'
The blind lady replied, 'No thanks, but maybe Buddy would Like to stretch his legs.'
 

Picture this:
All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a Seeing Eye dog! The pilot was even wearing sunglasses.

 

People scattered.
 
They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!
True story... Have a great day and remember...

 
 ...THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS AS THEY APPEAR. 
A DAY WITHOUT LAUGHTER IS A DAY WASTED!!!



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Mike and Judy


enjoy your sunrises,we only have a limited number
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