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A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a mill...

There was this small church down in Texas that had a very big-busted Organist. Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be...

happy birthday to those on the birthday list for to day an tomorrow may the smiles of happiness sooth your weary step

A senior citizens group charters a bus for an overnight gambling casino trip. An elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream.. So he tells her to go back to her seat and sit down. A short time later, another old woma...

Greeting Nomads, , B.Boomers,excited, and not so excited Nutters, and a big Hi to all You Normal people, Salutations .....Have I mised any one.????? May I say something, the IQ level at Greens is at a all time high......very exciting people here......Scotteeeeeeeee, Beam Me up...................

A TrafficCop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the legal Speed limit and he asks the biker his name and licence. "Fred" he replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred" the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he mig...

Take one menu Pick up phone Dial and order Send hubby to pick up but only on a Sunday night...........

Helena, I have just posted Carol's recipe on the Cooking thread....

Since I retired I haven't had access to metal working equipment so I knocked this handy SAframe carry tray up today using a couple of pieces of scrap aluminium and a sheet of 12mm ply, I painted the top and underneath is coated with underbody sealer

Just confirmed our house sit fopr over Xmas at Moogerah near brisbane, the people are sort of alternate lifestylers who grow their own organic veggies for farmers markets, so we can help ourselves, we will be there until mid Jan. Good thing about it is we are not stuck there all the time and if we want to g...

Just heard that a 5.4 earthquake has been felt about 370km NNE of Canarvon about 1/2 hour ago - hope all up in that area are OK. Apparently it was felt up to 200km away.

Sound on, get the tissues out for this one; http://www.youtube.com/embed/YBIwCdvhgX4?rel=0 -- Edited by Vic on Monday 5th of December 2011 07:47:27 PM

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Hi all, we have returned from our cruise to NZ. Very good, too much food of course. We did have to miss going to Port Chalmers (Dunedin) & also the fiords because in the captain's opinion sea was too rough down there. My chauffeur (being the rogue he is) put a runour around the ship that the skipper...

Has anyone stayed at the caravan park in this small western NSW town....for those of you that are wondering whereabouts...west of Orange heading to Parkes. I`ve search any number of sites to no available and would like a "heads up" before stopping for a day or two....advices please.

Does anyone know where a 21ft Motorhome can pull up to watch Fireworks on Sydney Harbour New Years Eve. Cheers

Do you know what has happened to AJ..........she seems to have dropped off the radar, was wondering if you knew anything ?

Has anybody tried the gps that comes with a reversing camera built in. They are selling 7 inch versions on ebay for about $150. My van is a big box and a camera would help.

Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -----...