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A KISS IS JUST A KISS A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stopped. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he did not want to appear insen...

Hi All, Ran into a fellow GN travelling from Brisbane to Melbourne who said that he had spotted what looked like RTA personnel weighing a caravan north of Dubbo two weeks ago. If this is the case, it may be wise to check the weight of you caravan is within the legal limit to avoid any problems, particula...

Working For the Council A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies "Yes, caffeine" "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" "Yes I was in the army" he s...

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We were finally reunited with our tenting and mattress stuff that we left behind in Tassie. Our special thanks to Elaine and Bob for bringing it back with when they returned from Tassie. Thanks guys and it wa great to put faces to names Safe travels briche

Just got a call from our grandaughter, she is progressing well at Kapooka and n ow passed her shooting test (which is a must to pass out) They are now going out on day and night exercises and she has been made second in command (under a regular army NCO) of her section. She went on leave today and as she went o...

I was in a newsagents in Broken Hill. A big guy with a big hat asked the chap behind the counter if he had any Sunday papers. The newsagent said No sir we havent any Sunday papers The big guy raised his voice and said Why not may I ask? The newsagent said Because its Saturday sir, we wont have Sunday papers un...

These are really easy to make and make a nice change from sweet scones. 1 cup SR flour 1 cup grated cheese cup milk Add chopped bacon or ham and/or finely chopped onion or chives or other herbs. Mix and put into muffin tins or patty cake if you want smaller ones. Bake in a moderate oven.

Decided to have a trial run in the van and stayed at a lovely clean caravan park called Glen Rest at Glen Innes NSW. Although small we were able to have a drive through site. The owners went out of their way and the whole place was spotless. Had a wonderful feel about it. This park also caters for dogs. Defin...

While we traveling I was fed up of picking all our clothes off the wardrobe floor so Hubby came up with using curatin wire thas the one that streches fixing tow hook at either end of the wardrobe and streching the wire under the clothes hangersand hooking into the eys at the other end . Thats fixed that a...

A woman applied for a job in a lemon orchard, but she seemed to be far too qualified for the job. In her application she listed her Arts and Education Degrees from Sydnay University, and her jobs as a social Worker and School Teacher. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this, but have you...

We plan to travel around Australia from June to October. We have a Royal Flare caravan. Well be leaving from Bendigo and heading up the east coast to the end of the bitumen. We will then go across the territories to the west coast and down to Perth. Then home to Castlemaine. We believe that each leg of th...

THE VENTRILOQUIST & THE BLONDE A young ventriloquist is touring Essex and, one night, he's doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I'v...

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Have heard a rumour the RTA are weighing c/vans for weight compliance at roadside weigh bridges. Can anyone coment on this? We thought we were legal... Boy, were we surprised!!!! Did a fair bit of "culling" to get weight down. Cheers Dellie

I,m at Wallabadah, with14 other rigs, and must say its a lovely spot. Theres even a couple from Magnetic island, and another from Townsville!Caught 3 carp from the little creek beside the camp area.There are showers in the toilets, but they are locked. Liverpool plains council run the place, and it w...

Why, because of her great attributes. 1. She is better looking than Juliar, Krudd or Rabbit. 2. She can stick to a budget and not run it into the red. 3. Even when in a state of high aggitation, you can still understand every word and the meaning behind them. 4. She has a proven record of controlling how muc...

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just found a big huge ugly yuky spider, almost black in colour in the shower in my bathrooom, i dont know whats worse, seing it there the bloody flyspray to get rid of the thing , next time i think ill just use a mop... crikey...

COMPLETELY FINISHED No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but, there is an explanation, as told by a Newfo...