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A father, son and grandson go out to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reach the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approaches them. She explains that the member who brought her to the club for a round of golf had an emergency which called him awa...

Paddy tells his wife "My bumhole is really burning, I've no idea what it is?" "Ring Sting" his wife says. Paddy replies "How the hell will he know?"

Two old men were sitting on a park bench discussing their love lives. One told the other "I had sex with a 30-year-old three times last night!" "Wow" his friend said "you must be using that Viagra". "Nope" the man replied "I know a secret: wheat bread. Eat lots of it and you can make love for hours. The seco...

Hi, I lost the annex to my van. We believe it blew off roof of the car about a week ago while driving between the Jarrahdene camp (on Caves Road), which is near Margaret River, and Augusta. The annex was in a bag that is silver/grey in colour and is about 1m x 800mm wide. We've reported it to the police, post...

Just opened my emails and this popped up. I buy a bit on ebay so get deliveries now and then. But I haven't ordered anything for a few weeks. The last order was delivered about three weeks ago. Mail Delivery will usually leave a Card in the box if the item is to big or need a signature. and "No One Home" ...

Reduced price, ready to go anywhere in this big country of ours. 2011 GXL V8 Manual 79 Series Ute 107 Thousand Klms. GVM Upgrade to 3780 KGS. This Unit has been built and is ready to go and tow anywhere in Australia with confidence professionally put together it owes in excess of $150,000. Well looked a...

Anybody at Greens Lake . if this weather keeps up Big Bird, the Pink Flamingo might make it's return

Recommendations for the best Caravan Tyres - Terry

Go to Salvo's and buy a used pair of 12 -14 Boots, Place them on the front patio, along with a few copies of "Guns and Ammo" magazine. Also place out four very large dog feeding bowls. Leave a note on the door that reads, "Bubba, Me and Marcel, Along with Jimmy Ray and Earl, went for more Ammo and Beer. Be ba...

She was standing in the kitchen preparing for their usual boiled egg and toast for breakfast wearing only a tee-shirt that she usually slept in. As he walked in almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, "You have to make love to me at this very moment". His eyes lit up as he wondered "I am still dream...

The Sheer Nightgown A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife.He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the sheerer, the higher the price.Naturally, he opts for the sheerest item, pays the $500, and takes it home.He presents it...

A tropical cyclone is expected to form off Australia's north tomorrow and move above Western Australia's Kimberley region over the weekend. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-15/potential-tropical-cyclone-marcus-forming-off-australia/9553028 K.J.

Throughout my inquiries and research I continue to be surprised by how people can own and travel vast distances in a van and still not have any idea of the weight parameters pursuant to their vehicles. I have recently been looking at a 2003 5th Wheeler paired with an F250. After finally prizing, (it wa...

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The repair bill for a section of the Great Northern Highway in WA's Kimberley badly damaged in recent flooding is expected to exceed $16 million, with water still inundating the road almost a month after Tropical Cyclone Kelvin passed over the region. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-03-15/ki...

Has anyone come across, have experience or an opinion of this type of Gooseneck, (used in this example for a 5th Wheeler), coupler? -- Edited by Captain Ron on Thursday 15th of March 2018 12:43:23 AM -- Edited by Captain Ron on Thursday 15th of March 2018 12:49:21 AM

I'm a senior citizen who still enjoys admiring the female figure. It all started way back when I was about 9, or 10. I would go with my mum when she went shopping on a Saturday morning. She would disappear into a shop, and I would sit down on a nearby bench, and watch the passing parade.In those days, many o...

Hi, i am on my 1st short trip in van. When i connect up to water in CP i get water when i turn handle to the left for hot water but get none when handle is in the cold water position. This is for both the sink and the shower. Is there some lever or switch i have missed somewhere. Thanks Ross