"I digress ..."

Santa · Santa

My much loved Bezzera Domus Galatea is away for maintenance, so in the interim I bought a La Pavoni Professional lever espresso machine, very attractive device, relatively light weight and makes pretty good espresso, suspect it will find a spot in the Kea and become our travel coffee maker when the B...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

There are 57000 registered charities in Australia none of which pay any tax but have CEO's and admin Officers and Staff that are paid positions

kiwijims · kiwijims

Western Australia Police has shared one of the "interesting" images captured by its speed cameras showing a motorcyclist in shorts and a T-shirt coming off his bike........ "Last Sunday, 20 March 2016, a speed camera on the Kwinana Freeway captured a motorcyclist sliding past at 112km/h but unf...

jules47 · jules47

: Hetho, DeBe, brickies, ruffnut09, Daryl620, revemike, jules47, Lorries, JannPaul, herks 5055 user(s) visited this forum in the past 24 hours Just thought I'd say g;'day to fellow forum members - think I know only one of you - Revemike - sorry if I've met anyone else!!! Enjoy the forum, join in - hav...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

goldfinger · goldfinger

.......she told me a tiny penis should not be a problem in a close, caring, loving relationship.......however I still wish she didn't have one........Hoo Roo

Hendo · Hendo

Can anyone tell me the shortest sentence in the English language?

milo · milo

G'day folks , hope every one travels safe this easter! sorry for not being on here much guys, been doing lots of study for tafe and busy with my band.. we've got a couple of gigs lined up, one next week and another in may, possible some more after that,check out our site if you want. I haven't done much trav...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Magnarc · Magnarc

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...

aussietraveller · aussietraveller

I was watching the News and saw a story about a request from one of the American security agencies where they asked Apple to unlock an Apple phone that they had got from a terrorist so they could see if there were links to other terrorist cells. Apple refused stating that it would create a precedent and th...

Magnarc · Magnarc

Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the...

Bessie · Bessie

Living on a rural block we have seen our fair share of creatures, at the moment after all the rain we have an influx of insects drawn to the windows at night which attract the frogs to eat the insects, then along comes the Frog Mouth Owl to eat the frogs. We managed to take a photo, he is a regular visitor and a...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Third Grandchild by C/section at 9.04am, 6 lb 13 oz, a brother for Olivia. Then Emma, our eldest in Melbourne, got a library job (her passion) in a Catholic school not far from where she lives. Interviewed Tuesday at 9 offered job 24 hours later. Aussie Paul.

hako · hako

Most GN's probably don't give a 2nd thought to phone directories so they may not know that the latest issues are printed in China. The quality is about the same as Australian printed ones. Some will say that it was inevitable but that begs the question why did we allow it to happen. I really think we are...

Magnarc · Magnarc

I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This plump ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute. You gotta phone number?"I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"She said, "Yea, I got a pen".I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cos...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

kiwijims · kiwijims

I've just refilled my 9kg gas bottle at BBQ's Galore, in Cannington, A good price at only $14.95 ,but if your going to get a refill, you had better hurry, this special ends tomorrow night, then it's back to the old price of $ 19.95 While on the go, I called into Bunnings and got rid of an old ,out of date bot...

kiwijims · kiwijims

I ask you, "What the heck" are Woolworths Caltex playing at, ?????? On different days, this mob are jacking up the price of Diesel Fuel, at different Fuel Stations for one day only, I have noticed they seem to be rotating the price jump around different outlets in the Metro area, and increa...

rockylizard · rockylizard

Gday... Cheers - John

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	My new Coffee machine. (Preview) My much loved Bezzera Domus Galatea is away for maintenance, so in the interim I bought a La Pavoni Professional lever espresso machine, very attractive device, relatively light weight and makes pretty good espresso, suspect it will find a spot in the Kea and become our travel coffee maker when the B...	Santa	16	1898	05:44 PM Apr 1, 2016 by Santa
	DID You Know (Preview) There are 57000 registered charities in Australia none of which pay any tax but have CEO's and admin Officers and Staff that are paid positions	Wombat 280	8	1354	02:39 PM Mar 31, 2016 by Wombat 280
	Speed camera snaps motorcyclist coming off bike at 112Km/h in W.A. wearing only shorts and T-shirt...... (Preview) Western Australia Police has shared one of the "interesting" images captured by its speed cameras showing a motorcyclist in shorts and a T-shirt coming off his bike........ "Last Sunday, 20 March 2016, a speed camera on the Kwinana Freeway captured a motorcyclist sliding past at 112km/h but unf...	kiwijims	10	984	11:59 PM Mar 29, 2016 by Moorey
	On Line (Preview) : Hetho, DeBe, brickies, ruffnut09, Daryl620, revemike, jules47, Lorries, JannPaul, herks 5055 user(s) visited this forum in the past 24 hours Just thought I'd say g;'day to fellow forum members - think I know only one of you - Revemike - sorry if I've met anyone else!!! Enjoy the forum, join in - hav...	jules47	15	2654	09:22 PM Mar 29, 2016 by jules47
	Has possibilities ...... (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	1	609	08:58 PM Mar 29, 2016 by jules47
	Thailand trip aftermath....... (Preview) .......she told me a tiny penis should not be a problem in a close, caring, loving relationship.......however I still wish she didn't have one........Hoo Roo	goldfinger	2	931	06:45 PM Mar 29, 2016 by goldfinger
	Shortest sentence (Preview) Can anyone tell me the shortest sentence in the English language?	Hendo	6	1015	11:30 PM Mar 27, 2016 by The Phantom
	update (Preview) G'day folks , hope every one travels safe this easter! sorry for not being on here much guys, been doing lots of study for tafe and busy with my band.. we've got a couple of gigs lined up, one next week and another in may, possible some more after that,check out our site if you want. I haven't done much trav...	milo	7	1002	08:44 PM Mar 27, 2016 by Cloak
	English (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	4	710	10:44 AM Mar 27, 2016 by iana
	Simple logic? (Preview) Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please." The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make pol...	Magnarc	1	614	09:12 PM Mar 26, 2016 by jules47
	Apple products (Preview) I was watching the News and saw a story about a request from one of the American security agencies where they asked Apple to unlock an Apple phone that they had got from a terrorist so they could see if there were links to other terrorist cells. Apple refused stating that it would create a precedent and th...	aussietraveller	9	845	06:38 AM Mar 26, 2016 by dorian
	Very funny (Preview) Tower: "*Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!"* Delta 351: **"Give us another hint! We have digital watches!"Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the...**	Magnarc	2	900	02:25 PM Mar 25, 2016 by Bryan
	The Food Chain (Preview) Living on a rural block we have seen our fair share of creatures, at the moment after all the rain we have an influx of insects drawn to the windows at night which attract the frogs to eat the insects, then along comes the Frog Mouth Owl to eat the frogs. We managed to take a photo, he is a regular visitor and a...	Bessie	0	624	10:23 AM Mar 25, 2016 by Bessie
	Great day yesterday.... (Preview) Third Grandchild by C/section at 9.04am, 6 lb 13 oz, a brother for Olivia. Then Emma, our eldest in Melbourne, got a library job (her passion) in a Catholic school not far from where she lives. Interviewed Tuesday at 9 offered job 24 hours later. Aussie Paul.	aussie_paul	6	736	10:36 PM Mar 24, 2016 by Felicia
	Telephone Directories. (Preview) Most GN's probably don't give a 2nd thought to phone directories so they may not know that the latest issues are printed in China. The quality is about the same as Australian printed ones. Some will say that it was inevitable but that begs the question why did we allow it to happen. I really think we are...	hako	16	998	12:07 PM Mar 24, 2016 by jules47
	When you are over seventy...... (Preview) I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This plump ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute. You gotta phone number?"I said, "Yea, you gotta pen?"She said, "Yea, I got a pen".I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you." Cos...	Magnarc	1	783	12:05 PM Mar 24, 2016 by jules47
	RECYCLED TEENAGERS... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	2	699	07:43 PM Mar 21, 2016 by goldfinger
	CHEAP 9KG GAS BOTTLE REFILL IN PERTH (Preview) I've just refilled my 9kg gas bottle at BBQ's Galore, in Cannington, A good price at only $14.95 ,but if your going to get a refill, you had better hurry, this special ends tomorrow night, then it's back to the old price of $ 19.95 While on the go, I called into Bunnings and got rid of an old ,out of date bot...	kiwijims	5	2170	12:54 PM Mar 21, 2016 by Aus-Kiwi
	Diesel Fuel prices in Perth (Preview) I ask you, "What the heck" are Woolworths Caltex playing at, ?????? On different days, this mob are jacking up the price of Diesel Fuel, at different Fuel Stations for one day only, I have noticed they seem to be rotating the price jump around different outlets in the Metro area, and increa...	kiwijims	13	1528	01:39 PM Mar 20, 2016 by Ronaldjd
	Spirit Guide? (Preview) Gday... Cheers - John	rockylizard	3	723	11:35 PM Mar 19, 2016 by Bruce and Bev
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