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Lexophillia.


 

 LEXOPHILIA - Gotta Love It biggrin 
 
Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as 

you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish",
  To write with a broken pencil is pointless." 

An annual competition is held by the New York Times to see who can create the best original lexophile.
 
 
This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
 
 
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
 
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
 
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
 
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
 
Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
 
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
 
When chemists die, they barium.
 
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
 
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
 
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
 
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
 
This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore
 
I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
 
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
 
I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.
 
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
 
A will is a dead giveaway.
 
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
 
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
 
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.
 
He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.
 
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.
 
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.
 
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

Des


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I think someone once told me I procrastinated but I couldnt be sure.

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They told me I procrastinated and I'm still thinking about it.

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Des and Jane wrote:

 

 LEXOPHILIA - Gotta Love It biggrin 
 
Lexophile" describes those that have a love for words, such as 
 
 
 
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
 
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

Des

 I saw one the other day when I was at a public toilet urinal:  NO MATTER HOW YOU SHAKE & DANCE THE LAST FEW DROPS RUN DOWN YOUR PANTS. sprint.gif



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Don't wait until tomorrow -- procrastinate now!

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I have told you a million times " don,t exaggerate " !

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There was an optometrist who fell into his lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself!

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The Rolling Stones are bolder than most rock groups.

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There was also the glass blower who inhaled and ended up with a pane in the stomach.

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Dave1952 wrote:

There was also the glass blower who inhaled and ended up with a pane in the stomach.


 Except that it'd end up in the lungs, not the stomach!



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Oh, well, a pane is still a pane. I think it would be quite a shattering experience if punched in the abdomen!

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