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Health Advice
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Do you feel stressed at times?...
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Cabernet Sauvignon.
Cabernet Sauvignon is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Cabernet Sauvignon almost
immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women who are
pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control,
loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of
grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire
to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare,
and Naked Twister.
Warnings:
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may cause you to think you can
sing.
The consumption of Cabernet Sauvignon may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
Please feel free to share this important information with as many
people as you feel may benefit!
Now just imagine what you could achieve with a good Shiraz or
Merlot..
LIFE IS A CABERNET OLD CHUM!



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Thank you Possum.

Darn! I have been consuming melot and that has not been helping.

I should be on cab/sauv.

Just late week consulting with my Doctor, I asked about my drinking habits.

Doctor Mary assured me by not drinking any more then your Doctor your doing fine. The ammount she would not share.



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2012 Concept Vision 19'6"caravan.

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