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GaryKelly


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Top Ten Country Western Songs

 

 

10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body but Mine

 

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed with an Ugly Woman but I Woke Up with a Few

 

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

 

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

 

6. Wouldn't Take Her to A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

 

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Just Like Having You Here

 

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Miss Him

 

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

 

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

 

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

 

1. It's Hard To Kiss the Lips at Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 



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Love it, I'm going to request some played on Saturday on our local c&w station!

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Made my day

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"Yep" there's a lot of tear jerking music on C & W these days. L.O.L

K.J.

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you a funny ole fella Gary

love your humour
keep it up please

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They say if you play c&w backwards your wife comes back and your dog comes back to life. I wonder if you played #9 it backwards, would he go to bed with an ugly woman and wake up with good lookin one!

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There was a C & W song about a bloke that is dying for a pee and is on the dance floor, but I can't remember the full lyrics or the name of the song, American male singer, something along the lines of hoping his female dance partner doesn't squeeze him too hard etc, very funny.

One line I think was "Oh Lordy, I can feel the pain" or something.  Anyone recognise or can name the song or singer? confuse



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I remember a song by Louden Wainwright the 3rd that he wrote for his wife called "I'd rather be lonely". Surprisingly they are no longer together.

Allan

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My personal favourite C&W track was: "They're burying her tomorrow, but they're hanging me tonight."

Cheers, Tony

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Hahaha hahaa

They look like a Chad Morgan album.

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Aahh! Chad Morgan .

Double-decker Blowflies. . . . . classic.



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