The policeman pulled her over, walked up to the car, with a patronising smirk and asked, "What's your hurry?"

She replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the policeman, "what do you do?"

"I'm a Rectum Stretcher" she responded.

The policeman stammered, "A what?"

"A Rectum Stretcher!"

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger in the rectum, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with

my whole hand in I work from side to side until I get both hands in, and then slowly, but surely, stretch it until it's about six feet"

"And just what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."