The 68 year old woman retorted, "Well, I have the apparatus to and with today's technology, I can have a baby."

And she did just that. She got pregnant and had a baby boy. Her friend, shocked and sorry for mocking her, went over to visit. "I came over to see your baby with my own eyes because--I am sorry--but I have trouble believing it."

The now 69 year old woman replied, "Ok, just sit down, relax and have a cup of coffee."

Her friend confused asked, "Why?"

The 69 year old woman calmly responded, "Just wait til he cries."

Her friend impatiently asked, "Why can't you show me him now?!"

The 69 year old woman replied, "I don't remember where I put him."