A man walked into the ladies department,,,

A man walks into the Ladies Department, and says " I want to buy a bra for my wife".

The sales lady says "Sir, this is fine - what size is your wife?"

He replied that she was very small - about as big as the other lady in the shop.

"And how big are her breasts?", asked the sales lady, " Melon, Orange, Apple?"

He replied "Eggs - fried"