Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
it followed her to school each day
between 2 chunks of bread
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey,
Along came a Spider who sat down beside her,
Piss off hairy legs.
Came a scream from the church at St Giles
Could be heard for miles upon miles
Said the friar "Good Gracious
I think Brother Ignatius
Has forgotten the Bishop has piles."
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry
Made love to a beautiful sentry
She began to pout
When the damn thing fell out
But the mission was saved on re entry.
Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead
it followed her to school each day
between 2 chunks of bread
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the Kings Men and all the Kings Horses
ate Omelette for a week
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey,
Along came a Spider who sat down beside her,
Piss off hairy legs.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard, to get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own!
Came a scream from the church at St Giles
Could be heard for miles upon miles
Said the friar "Good Gracious
I think Brother Ignatius
Has forgotten the Bishop has piles."
A space shuttle pilot named Ventry
Made love to a beautiful sentry
She began to pout
When the damn thing fell out
But the mission was saved on re entry.