Graffiti Vandal Splits Infinitive in Latest Anti-Semantic Attack:

https://theshovel.com.au/2025/02/17/graffiti-vandal-splits-infinitive-in-latest-anti-semantic-attack/

"Residents of Woollahra, in Sydney, have woken to yet another outbreak of appalling grammar in what authorities believe is the latest incident in a spate of anti-semantic attacks across the country."

Good one!