The call is picked up by the clerk on the reception desk.

The clerk answers,

"May I help you?"

The man says,

"Yes, I'm in room 858"

"You need to send someone to my room immediately"

"What seems to be the problem sir?"

Asks the clerk,

"I'm having an argument with my wife and she's threatening to jump out of the window."

The desk clerk calmly says,

"I'm very sorry to hear that sir, but that's a personal matter."

The man replies,

"Listen you idiot, the window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter!"