Golf
- Southern Cruizer said08:11 PM Feb 1, 2025
A man was out on the golf course one sunny day when he suddenly realized he was lost. Spotting a woman ahead of him, he walked over and asked, Excuse me, could you help me? Im not sure which hole Im on.
She smiled politely and said, Youre one hole behind me. Im on the 7th; youre on the 6th.
Relieved, he thanked her and went back to his game.
A little while later, he found himself lost again. Embarrassed, he noticed the same woman and approached her once more. I hate to bother you again, but Im lost. Can you tell me what hole Im on?
She chuckled and replied, Youre still one hole behind me. Im on the 14th; youre on the 13th.
Grateful for her help, he thanked her again and finished his round.
Later, in the clubhouse, he saw the woman and decided to thank her properly. Can I buy you a drink to thank you for your help out there? he asked.
She agreed, and they started chatting over their drinks. As the conversation flowed, he asked, So, what do you do for a living?
Im in sales, she said with a shy smile.
No way! Me too! he exclaimed. What do you sell?
She hesitated for a moment. Well its a little embarrassing.
Come on, he said, coaxing her. I promise I wont laugh.
After a moment, she sighed and said, Alright, but you really cant laugh. I sell sanitary napkins.
He managed to hold a straight faceat first. But then, unable to contain himself, he burst into laughter, doubling over and nearly falling out of his chair, tears streaming down his face.
You promised not to laugh! she exclaimed, glaring at him.
Through his laughter, he managed to choke out, Im sorry! But I cant help itI sell toilet paper... and Im still one hole behind you!