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TOO LATE!!!!

As the coffin of a Parking Officer was being lowered into the grave, a voice from inside the coffin screams,

I'm not dead! I'm not dead! Let me out. Let me out.

The Vicar smiles, leans forward and, sucking air through his teeth, mutters,

Too late, mate. I've already done the paperwork.

We can but dream.

Parking Officers. A necessary evil????