Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check."
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether..........
"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark."
Aussie1 wrote:Good one Rod, very funny. cheers.
Good one Rod, very funny. cheers.
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grahos wrote:Do not appreciate that one. mocking God.
Do not appreciate that one. mocking God.
Well, blow me down, I seem to be upsetting a lot of people lately. Maybe this will be deleted too.
God does have a sense humor. Though the joke could be written with a bit more respect.
Just look at Num22. With Balaam's ass. you have to smile.
To say that the post is mocking God, you have to believe in him. I don't therefore, Rgren's joke got a laugh from me.
But I hasten to add everyone has a right to believe whatever they want to.
One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?"
"Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish?" queries Noah.
"Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp wall to wall, floor to ceiling Carp!"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, let me get this right, You want a New Ark?"
"Check".
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other?"
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp?".
"Check."
"Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether..........
"Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark."
cheers.
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Well, blow me down, I seem to be upsetting a lot of people lately. Maybe this will be deleted too.
-- Edited by rgren2 on Wednesday 20th of November 2024 08:32:13 PM
God does have a sense humor. Though the joke could be written with a bit more respect.
Just look at Num22. With Balaam's ass. you have to smile.
To say that the post is mocking God, you have to believe in him. I don't therefore, Rgren's joke got a laugh from me.
But I hasten to add everyone has a right to believe whatever they want to.