A very attractive middle-aged lady walks into a vinyl record shop.

She asked the young stud behind the counter.

Would you have a vinyl record called  Jingle Bells on a 12-inch.

Sorry lady, but I will tell you what I do have.

I have dangling balls on a 8-inch.

to which the attractive lady asked.

Is that a record?

Well, it is pretty good for a 17-year-old.

Jay&Dee