G'day Paul, long time no see.

When I saw that heading I thought, mmm, Paul's going to say something a bit naughty that a very funny man called Rodney Rude said 

Now I know this isn't the joke section but oh well, Rodney Rude was saying, "You know what I hate? When you go to the mens toilet and the bloke next to you has a quarter pounder and you only have a junior burger, gee I hate that"   

Sorry all. 

Or maybe little boys franks.