The family were sitting down for Sunday lunch but for a change from the usual lamb or beef the choice was venison, so mother said to the two children guess what the meat is today, the brother and sister looked at the meat and discussed together what it could be but couldn't guess what it was, so mother gave them a clue, 'it's what mummy calls daddy sometimes.' The children looked at each other puzzled, then suddenly the boy said to his sister, 'don't touch it, it's f--king ars--ole.'