Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger.

"Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks."

Paddy, being a bit light on with the readies, and a pretty big lad himself figures that three minutes would be a doddle so he volunteers. They kit him out with a leotard and he steps into the ring. They ring the bell and the battle commences. After a couple if minutes it is obvious that Paddy is in deep do-do. Both men are in a tangle with Paddy underneath, arms and legs everywhere. The ref starts to count Paddy out when suddenly with a mighty heave, he throws Slugger across the ring and through the ropes, out cold.

As he climbed out of the ring one of the blokes said to him, " Mate you were almost gone in there, how did you manage that?"

"Well, it's amazing the strength you get when you bite your own knackers".