The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishes

and house cleaning.

It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean

house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai. He gave his wife orders that she was to do

all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any

results, but the next day he saw it was better.

By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and

there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Glasgow . He ordered her to keep

the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals

on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see

anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some

of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye

and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load

the dishwasher.

He still has some difficulty when he pees!