Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.
Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As I approached the receptionists desk,
I noticed that she was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said, YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me, a now very embarrassed man.
But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, NO, IVE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DONT WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.