Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger were discussing who they were going to play in the new Hollywood Blockbuster: The Great Composers.

"I wanna be Vivaldi," said Stallone.

"I gotta be Mozart," retorted Willis.

"What about you, Arnie?" they asked...

Arnie said "I am to Bizet at the moment"

"I'm going Chopin I'll be Bach in a minuet"