There was a young sailor called Bates,

Who danced the fandango on skates,

But a fall on his cutlass,

Rendered him nutless,

And practically useless on dates/

Magnarc wrote:

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There was a young sailor called Bates,

Who danced the fandango on skates,

But a fall on his cutlass,

Rendered him nutless,

And practically useless on dates/

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 What a ripper! Cheers.