There once was a fellow from Lorne,
Who wished that he'd never been born,
He wouldn't have been if his pappy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
Possum3 wrote:Ah, takes me back to primary school - love it.
Ah, takes me back to primary school - love it.
Crikey, you were using frangers in primary school? What a stud!
Magnarc wrote:There once was a fellow from Lorne,Who wished that he'd never been born,He wouldn't have been if his pappy had seen,That the end of his franger was torn.
Little Johnny tells his Mum that when he grows up he wants to be an Astronaut, and "get shot into space".
His Mum replies "If your father had done what he said he was going to do, you already would've been".
Nice one! What about........
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Sorry!
Brownie2 wrote:Nice one! What about........Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone.When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
I'd like to write about the definition of "indefinitely" , but maybe not! Cheers
A boy stood on the burning deck with a pocket full of crackers,
One went off with a bang and he lost his knackers.
Gundog wrote:A boy stood on the burning deck with a pocket full of crackers,One went off with a bang and he lost his knackers.-- Edited by Gundog on Wednesday 13th of December 2023 10:58:53 PM
-- Edited by Gundog on Wednesday 13th of December 2023 10:58:53 PM
Have you ever read a book titled "Cat's revenge"?
Written by Claude Balls.
There once was a fellow from Lorne,
Who wished that he'd never been born,
He wouldn't have been if his pappy had seen,
That the end of his franger was torn.
Crikey, you were using frangers in primary school? What a stud!
Little Johnny tells his Mum that when he grows up he wants to be an Astronaut, and "get shot into space".
His Mum replies "If your father had done what he said he was going to do, you already would've been".
Nice one! What about........
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor doggie a bone.
When she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own.
Sorry!
I'd like to write about the definition of "indefinitely" , but maybe not! Cheers
A boy stood on the burning deck with a pocket full of crackers,
One went off with a bang and he lost his knackers.
-- Edited by Gundog on Wednesday 13th of December 2023 10:58:53 PM
Have you ever read a book titled "Cat's revenge"?
Written by Claude Balls.