A woman went to the doctor with a massive stomachache.

"Okay, said the doctor, "please lie down on your back so I can examine you.

He proceeded to push her stomach with both hands and "BRAAAAP! She let out a huge fart. 

"Could you roll to the side, please, said the doctor and she did as requested. 

The doctor pressed down again and indeed, another "BRAAAP" burst forth.

The doctor then left the room and comes back with a stick with a hook at one end.

The woman jumped up and screamed, 

What the hell do you think youre doing with that?

Relax, said the doctor, "I'm opening the window.