Jack, 92, and Jill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "I am."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.. why-"

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "yea, but why-"

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?" Pharmacist: "Sure. But WHY?"

Jack: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding registry."