The mom smiled and replied:

Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.

Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.

After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few months

it turned into a beautiful healthy plant.

So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that

we had sex without a condom!

Gets you all choked up...